queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via namjjikjjik)

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via get-back-to-hogwarts)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via asian)

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via goodlifequote)