pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via asvprock)

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via shaclow)

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

image

(Source: etxt, via asian)